“Those other tigers?” That made sense. She had to be talking about Clemson’s freak, Mizzou’s guy, LSU’s dude — that’s pretty obvious. But who was “that lion that was hugging that man” that Aubie was so much better and cooler and nicer than?
It was the lion in the video that Mattie Griffith happened to watch on YouTube right before being called back to have her wisdom teeth removed. (Can’t see the video? Try here.)
That’s the same reason she started gushing about Auburn — she and the oral surgeon were talking about Auburn.
So let this be a lesson to you: Don’t do anything you wouldn’t want the internet to know about right before you have your wisdom teeth pulled.
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