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Pat Dye’s new commercial for Ware Jewelers

The sky may fall, the dollar may drop, but as long as Pat Dye uses football terminology to shill for local business, everything will still somehow be OK with Auburn football. Here’s his latest commercial. Not as breathtaking as his freaking brilliant pitch for Gulf Shores, but still anothuh winnah.

Check out Dye’s Golden Flake oeuvre here, his Coke confessions here, and his Osmose, fence-building masterpiece here.

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Jeremy Henderson is the editor of The War Eagle Reader and co-host of Rich and Jeremy in the Mornings on Wings 94.3 FM in Auburn. Follow him on Twitter: @wareaglereader / @jerthoughts / @RichandJeremy

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