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What Siri says about Auburn’s win over San Jose State

Last week, we learned that when it comes to the dynamics of a football game, the iPhone’s Siri app gives a far more accurate impression than ESPN.

So for a real feel for the second week of the college football season, check out what Siri says about Auburn’s 59-13 win over San Jose State, at least when responding to the kind yet firm voice of Kenny Smith.

(Technically the question Kenny asked is: “Siri, what word should ESPN use to describe the Auburn-San Jose State game?”)

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Yep, as far as Siri is concerned, Auburn’s was an Arkansas-game style beat down. Crushed. Soundly defeated. But there’s been a new descriptor added to her gameday vocabulary: Auburn vanquished San Jose State.

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Jeremy Henderson is the editor of The War Eagle Reader and co-host of Rich and Jeremy in the Mornings on Wings 94.3 FM in Auburn. Follow him on Twitter: @wareaglereader / @jerthoughts / @RichandJeremy

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