Home / Sports / Football / Tenacious D returns to Auburn

Tenacious D returns to Auburn

Auburn fans, mock-rock fans… we’ve all hoped for the return of Tenacious D. And it has come to pass. And the great @AUlteredEgo has found it inspiring.

And now it’s time to tell you about Chizik Man, head coach and inspiration to VanGorder Boy, with defensive powers comparable to VanGorder Boy. What powers you ask? How about the power to tackle a quarterback, with mind linebackers. That’s telekinetic football, y’all.

This is not the greatest defense in the world, this is just a tribute. We’ll always remember the greatest D in the world (2004). This is just a tribute.

h/t to idea man @FearlessandTrue.

Related: Brian VanGorder is… Magnum, DC.

Do you want TWER to keep on keepin’ on? Do you have $5 a month?

Keep Reading:

* Bama fan talks Auburn during sex on “Hart of Dixie”
* Human pyramid at Toomer’s Corner!
* War Eagle Moment at the SAG Awards
Twisted Metal developer is an Auburn fan
Muhammad Al on the Haley Center concourse
Playboy in Auburn, 1989
* Who’s the kid with the Auburn shirt in “Return of Swamp Thing”?

Like us on Facebook. Follow us on Twitter. Want to advertise?

About Staff

Check Also

Auburn 2017 National Signing Day: No news is good news

It feels like we’ve seen this exact headline every February since Cyrus Kouandjio went rogue, …