The Auburn Tigers were national locker room champions in 1983. The team would pour in there and dance like no one was watching and stuff. Cee-gars were smoked, footballs were licked, and birthday celebrations mingled with victory celebrations on the reg…
On Nov. 5, 1983, Pat Dye’s 44th birthday, Auburn beat Boomer Esiason and the Maryland Terps’ tail in Jordan-Hare Stadium. They then beat the birthday boy’s tail in the Auburn locker room. That was after they dunked him in the shower, but before they told him he was old and needed new shoes.
Maybe he celebrated 45 at Lake Martin?
P.S. Lord, what happened to the Auburn locker room? Will we ever see Malzahn passing out e-cigs? Bring back the passion!
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