Aubie pulls off ‘Crystal Caper,’ absconds with Auburn’s national championship trophy

Aubie has always been one sneaky mofo. But we’d never thought he’d be capable of something like this.

In what has to be the greatest caper the athletic complex has witnessed outside the great blue helmet swindle, Auburn’s beloved championship-winning mascot has somehow managed to squirrel away our beloved national championship trophy.

It’s a bold move, by both Aubie and Auburn’s marketing department. But for those worrying that the powers that be are being too cavalier with the Precious, The Crystal Capers website assures us that “no crystal footballs were harmed in the making of these videos.”

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