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Here’s Kristi and Kenzie Malzahn’s recipe for the perfect Gus Malzahn costume

 Probably the only Gus in the state of Pennsylvania. And this Friday night he will be wearing the white, long sleeve Under Armour shirt underneath. Even using J&M bag as his trick-or-treat bag.
TWER reader Dawn Harvey says her son is “probably the only Gus in the state of Pennsylvania.” And according to the criteria set by Gus’ wife and daughter, his costume is almost perfect. “This Friday night he will be wearing the white, long sleeve Under Armour shirt underneath. Even using J&M bag as his trick-or-treat bag.”

If the photos we’re receiving are any indication, neighborhoods across Alabama (and as far away as Pennsylvania) will soon be set upon by roving hordes of Gus Malzahns, extorting candy from Auburn fans, terrifying Alabama fans. Yes, trick-or-treat tributes to the New Ball Coach appear to be all the rage among Auburn fans this Halloween.

But what does one need to truly pull off the perfect Gustume? To find out, we asked two (of the three) people who know him better than anyone: His lovely wife Kristi and hilarious daughter Kenzie.

Their list:

1. Visor
2. Vest
3. Glasses
4. Bubble gum (Double Bubble)
5. Khakis (Under Armour)
6. Clip board
7. Turtle neck
8. Headset

There you have it—the recipe for a perfect LAST SECOND costume. If there’s gum in his mouth, this kid pretty much nailed it.

Oh, and those staying home Friday night can join the fun by stocking up on Gus’ favorite candy.

“He loves Milk Duds, Reeses, and PayDays!” Kenzie says.

Related: Bama fan trick or treaters forced to relive worst nightmare at church Halloween event in Birmingham.

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Jeremy Henderson is the editor of The War Eagle Reader and co-host of Rich and Jeremy in the Mornings on Wings 94.3 FM in Auburn. Follow him on Twitter: @wareaglereader / @jerthoughts / @RichandJeremy

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