Behold! The Gene Chizik Elevator of Champions!

They ranked us 32nd and used lines like “post-Newton hangover,” and we didn’t even make the “Ultimate College Road Trip” list. So why was Auburn’s Kodi Burns on the cover of today’s Washington Times? Because that crazy Magic Eye-lookin’ shot of him walking on that BCS graffiti like the Lord on water just looks awesome, [...]

“I definitely felt right at home with all those country boys.”

The event is free and open to the public.

FACT: If there were no Auburn Elvis, the world would be without the best rendering of the Houston Nutt Face ever. Nor would we have ever known that the Blessed Individual daydreamed about us. Because it is The Tiger King who continues to bless us with tickets to the games he cannot attend—he wants to [...]

Awww, yeah… do we have a new catchphrase? As seen yesterday in the Auburn Athletic Complex.

On the Tuesday before last year’s season opener, sure, we were all thinking that Auburn was about to have a larger than life, bigger-than-the-game, completely transcendent Blessed Individual rock star of a player who would have multimillion dollar endorsement deals and billboards in the middle of Times Square and whose pants—the pants he would surely [...]

As it was most certainly a Criterion kind of year, it was really only a matter of time before Plainsman Parking Lot, the folks who brought you the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Auburn, an Auburn Nyan Cat, and countless other gems of the Auburn Photoshop, got the idea to honor each victory with its own [...]

We of course expect this post to become another Update-A-Palooza over the next 24 hours. Do stay tuned.

… and apparently only personally replies to emails from soldiers and Auburn fans.