Despite the end of the space shuttle program, Auburn’s dominion over the stars will continue.

When the NFL’s months-long labor dispute came to an end Monday morning, the result was an immediate flood of an entire offseason’s worth of work by team general managers and scouts, including teams getting in touch with undrafted rookie free agents and extending invitations to fall camps. In the Auburn corner of the universe, that [...]

… you never know what you’re going to get.

The same folks who somehow made Nick Saban seem less than evil are going to make Auburn players from Bill Newton to Cam Newton seem—somehow—more holy.
Flashlight Media Group, the company that produced “Nick Saban: Gamechanger,” is currently in production on three separate documentaries on three benchmark Auburn seasons: 1972, 1982, and 2010.

First Cam Newton won Ohio State its third Heisman Trophy. Now, according to the stats listed on the back of some sort of limited edition football card from Topps, The Blessed Individual never left Florida. It’s like the universe has absorbed more Cam envy than it can handle and is trying to relieve the pressure [...]

Cam Newton apparently plays skins to Tom Brady’s shirts in the Under Armour commercial they tag-teamed back in June, at least from what we can tell in a featurette on Friday Night Lights Peter Berg, the commercial’s director, and his relationship with the sports apparel company. Berg, you may remember, drunkenly sang The Blessed Individual’s [...]

Even if the Tiger’s win only half their games in 2011, the cleanup crew responsible for the task will almost certainly spend even more time restoring the corner to pre-ply normalcy than it did last year thanks to Auburn University’s insistence that toilet paper now be removed from the damaged Toomer’s Oaks by hand, not by hose.
Said Rite Way area manager Dan Lawless, “It’s a whole new beast.”

We can only hope they captioned it “Bo Jackson Hunts Brian Bogworth.”

Everyone involved with this should (still) be proud.

Senior Auburn running back Davis Hooper apparently proposed to his girlfriend Hanna Whitehead this steamy Auburn afternoon. In high definition. Word on the tweet is that she said “yes.” Via @Brannen_McHahan … Keep Reading: * Graffiti on the barricade around the Toomer’s oaks * Nova the eagle is coming for your children! * Charles Barkley [...]