Abject poverty + Valedictorian of AHS + Covert Ops = Typical Auburn townie.

Host Jimmy Johnson strangles co-host Barry Switzer after Barry picks up the “interception” card.

It could’ve been his California Raisins or his Alf shirt. But it wasn’t.

We’re assuming this means Martin Scorsese has an Auburn movie in the works.

Every now and then I discover some how-could-I-not-know-that story that makes me question my dedication to Auburn lore.

The legend of Alabama Sports Hall of Famer Howard Hill is enough to actually make me want to cry.

The pretty girl is typecast perfectly, but… Bama Poly?

Where does C. Thomas Howell hang his Auburn plaque? Anywhere he wants.

We must have caught him on the cusp of a new wash cycle.

Auburn’s role in multiplex PSA’s of the mid-80s.

Renée Zellweger, over-the-top Minnesota accents, and a ruggedly-handsome Auburn-grad.