Hey Bama bros—have you ever been in two-down territory with your lady, but can’t stop thinking about Nosa Eguae? Well, thanks to the latest basic cable caricature of the Heart of Dixe, now you know you’re not alone. The most recent episode of the CW’s “Hart of Dixie,” which transplants yankee-licious Dr. Zoe Hart (Rachel [...]

There was a flash mob in the middle of the taco truckin’ Haley Center concourse early this afternoon, perhaps lacking the numbers (or books or beach balls) of Auburn’s last flirtation with the decade-old fad, but definitely packing more star power—yes, that would be the mascot national champion right in there middle of the mobbing. [...]

Fear of a Toomer’s apocalypse is nothing new. In 1978, folks worried that downtown renovations would Updyke the tradition of rolling Toomer’s Corner to extinction (they’re taking away our power lines. What are we going to roll, the oaks or something?) So folks started having fun while the funnin’ was good. They rolled cops. And [...]

Auburn, we got ourselves a convoy. Of food trucks.

How ubiquitous (are there degrees of ubiquity?) was Bo Jackson on the eve of the 1990s? His biceps were incorporated into not one but two (and we’re sure there are more) of the major-est motion pictures of the era. But unlike the opening scenes of Pretty Woman, the Lethal Weapon 2 cameras didn’t just pan [...]

Because we’re all hopeless addicts and we need this to give meaning to our days.

This is your brain on Auburn Basketball.

They’re all blending together like so many Cam Newton rookie year NFL records: Golden Globe Award nominee, SAG Award nominee, Golden Globe winner, Oscar nominee, Essence Magazine “Breakthrough Award” winner, accidentally being referred to in a TWER tweet as the Burger That Made Auburn Famous (more like a burger supreme, am I right Theo?), and now SAG [...]

Now the Alabama White Bear has its own Patterson-Gimlin film.

Last week, EDSBS suggested a roll-able, robot Jimmy Rane could fill the celebratory void at Toomer’s Corner.  The Committee to Determine the Future of Rolling Toomer’s Corner would have welcomed the idea. In fact, included in the sample of suggestions printed in the report recently released by the committee, amid genuine horror at the prospect [...]