Hack Zenderson shows you what you missed at Fan Day (if you were one of the thousands of people who decided you couldn’t / wouldn’t wait the two-plus hours for the players).
Sleigh Bells goes better with Aubie exposing himself than with Ziemba’s hand-cramp face any day.
* New Jersey man buys Toomer’s Corner for $10,000
* Bama pays professional boxers to beat Auburn for the first time
* War Eagle IV attacks Florida player, Auburn penalized 15 yards
* The Great Bo Jackson A-Day Race of 1984
* Actor named Auburn can’t get gig going by his first name
* Man in Auburn shirt spotted helping Japan dig out