Auburn athletes are always pimping (whoring, whatever) themselves on Facebook. Ben Tate wants me, and everyone, to “like” him. Now, I like Ben Tate, but I don’t “like” Ben Tate, not after repeated invitations (me and 5,000 others) to meaningless meet and greets and days held in his honor. Yep, Ben Tate Day is July 17 in Berlin, Maryland. I like and respect Ben Tate the … [Read more...] about Former Auburn players turned rappers issue open call for ‘pool-scene-appropriate ladies.’
My suggestions for the Auburn football fan still looking for a Halloween costume: Chris Todd — Robot-armed Everyman Glue some robot parts (take apart a vacuum cleaner or something) on your arm and then spray the entire thing with silver (non-lead based) paint. If you’re going as post-Tennessee Todd, make sure to bring along some WD-40. Also make sure you under throw every … [Read more...] about Auburn Football: Trick or Treat?
Week 1 had the NFL on the verge of some epic upsets on Monday night until the Bills fumbled the game away and the Raiders ran out of gas. Quarterbacks Jason Campbell #17, started for the Washington Redskins and had a better than advertised game. Campbell has been relentlessly hounded by the media ... and the "highlights" show him having a terrible day, but the numbers … [Read more...] about Tigers in the NFL: Week One