“We Stand With Cam” glowed in orange and blue Christmas lights from two dorm room windows.
NUMBERS Offense: Todd +4, McCalebb +3, “Line” +2, Tate +2, Fannin 0, Smith -1, Zachery -1, Trott -1, Burns -1. Defense: Coleman +3, Carter +2, Fairley +1, Stevens +1, “cover” +1, Bynes 0, Goggans 0, Washington -1, Blanc -1, Freeman -2, Evans -2, Thorpe -2, Ricks -3, Bates -4, Clayton -5. Special Teams: +6 (+7 […]
HALFTIME — Wendi Nix, man. The glasses are doing more for her than Tina Fey and Sarah Palin and Tina Fey-impersonating-Sarah Palin combined. THIRD QUARTER — The Toro gets run over by Caleb King on the opening drive of the first half and–WHOOPEE–he has to come out with what seems like a possible head injury. […]
PREGAME — For your listening pleasure, Auburn fans, tonight’s game will be broadcast by none other than the dynamic duo of Mark Jones and Bob Davie! Let’s give them a round of applause! Or, toss rotten fruit at them! With rocks hidden inside! (Seriously, far and away the best–and maybe only genuinely good part–of watching […]
Apparently removing one of the fours from Ben Tate’s helmet does not keep it on his head.