Translation: I did not have sexual relations with that obscure, illegitimate ranking system.
And on the third drive Tebow will rise …
The Tigers followed through on several items on last week’s WBE blueprint for an Iron Bowl victory … but, as we all know, not on quite enough of them to pull out what would have been the defining upset of the entire 2009 college football season.
Sigh with us on this one, everybody. 1, 2, 3 …
I’m surrounded by bourbon and body odor. It’s the late-arriving Bama fan. Seriously.
The duty of this eleven was / To put Tuscaloosa in tears.
There was Smith and Shafer and Johnny Glenn / And Brown and Williams too.
Many others with us came / And wore the Orange and Blue
And eleven little tiger boys, lad / Will break Tuscaloosa’s heart.
She is another that we will smother / Before we drift apart.