Oh, SEC Media Days. We love you for being the last oasis before we finally leave the desert of the offseason and start real, genuine, actual football news again. We love you for letting all of God’s head coaches take the podium for their moment in the sun, even the ones from Vandy and Kentucky.
Pickin’ off our hearts.
Proposed: we replace “wicked” with “savage” when we use it as a positive adjective.