Other than the scandalous first / lost episode of Lounging with Lydia, The Crystal Capers has provided far and away the best Auburn University-produced webisodic content evs. We’re sad to see it end, but happy how it did—with Aubie marching to bagpipes straight to Principle Chizik’s office for the cameo to end all cameos. … […]
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Tommy Dawson steals the show in latest Crystal Capers
Tommy Dawson steals the show in the latest—and simplest—installment of The Crystal Capers, which features an Eagle Eye TV’er asking questions, Aubie being Aubie, and Auburn’s Police Captain delivering his lines with the same deadpan drawl with which he announced the arrest of Harvey Updyke. “We tried to obtain some prints and ran into some […]
Aubie pulls off ‘Crystal Caper,’ absconds with Auburn’s national championship trophy
Aubie has always been one sneaky mofo. But we’d never thought he’d be capable of something like this. In what has to be the greatest caper the athletic complex has witnessed outside the great blue helmet swindle, Auburn’s beloved championship-winning mascot has somehow managed to squirrel away our beloved national championship trophy. It’s a bold […]
Trooper Taylor calls Foy Info Desk for positive affirmations; Crystal Football still missing
Trooper Taylor calls the original Google fishing for compliments, Aubie flashes the camera, and we learn that Auburn’s crystal football has 320 “facet points”… and is still missing. Watch the first Crystal Caper episode here, the second here. … Keep Reading: * Auburn football radio broadcast in punxploitation classic * Did an Auburn fan contribute […]
Alas Poor Crystal Football, We Hardly Knew Thee
The assurance that “no crystal footballs were harmed in the making of these videos” is getting more and more… poignant… with each new episode of The Crystal Capers [watch the first one here]. But damn if it isn’t exhilarating watching Eli Jolley, the Youth North American Bridge Champion, son of “our” “own” Dr. Jolley, and […]