Mark Richt knows what’s wrong with the Georgia Bulldogs: choreography and costumes.
The Auburn Tigers bombed the Furman Paladins 63-31 in front of a Saturday afternoon Homecoming crowd. The win was expected as was the relative ease with which it was achieved. When you’re facing an opponent at a clear disadvantage in terms of talent, there are three things that must be achieved: 1) Avoid injury 2) […]
How will Victoria Jackson cheer on Saturday?
Will she cheer for Furman because it was her first choice? Will she root for Auburn because it was her last?
Will she shout “War Eagle” or “Hail the White and Purple”?
And will she do it while standing on her head?
Ugh. No. Pain. Walk around. C’mon. We can do it. Good Lord… are you kiddin’? Pain. No. Walk around. We gotta go for it. Sigh. C’mon. OK. Starting to look too damn familiar. Pain. Here we go. Ugh. Walk around. Yes. No. Flip the channel. Flip it back. War Eagle. Seriously? Seriously. Pain. Oh well. Two years in a row we’ve killed their quarterback. C’mon. Good job Caudle. Eff you LSU. Sigh. Walk around. Sleep. Sunday. War Eagle.
Pat Dye, Terry Bowden, and Tommy Tuberville all won their first game against LSU.
Kevin Strickland says that how Gene Chizik fares in Baton Rouge on Saturday night depends not on precedent but on which of Auburn’s offensive personalities decides to show up.