Why would this Auburn ornament from 1993 be hung in the bedroom of a home in the Missouri Ozarks? We’d like to think that this was an easy way to indicate that this was one of the more successful families in the community (compared to the Crimson Tide-ish meth addicts and tree poisoners living 12 to a shack in the rest of the neighborhood).
At best, that’s how long it took to win the SEC championship game. At worst, that’s how long it took to set the tone, a portent of the touchdown-at-will madness that was to come. It was just what the Doctor (Malzahn) ordered.