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We may never know why former LSU pitcher Brian “Not the Beach Boy” Wilson (who is apparently attempting a professional comeback as a knuckleballer) chose to imbue his real estate broker with the tattoo-worthy tenacity of a power animal associated not with his alma mater, but a conference rival on this 2015 episode of Million Dollar Listing. But he did. And it’s a thing. And here it is.