UPDATE: Jake Longenecker tries to buy Auburn Ball Boy T-shirts without being recognized, fails.
Jake Longenecker is no longer allowed to speak to the media (sorry about that) about his powers. No problem. He can let his shirt do the talking.
Dick’s Sporting Goods in Opelika is now selling an officially licensed Auburn Football “Our Ball Boy Is Faster Than Yours” shirt, and since ESPN just proved that statement to be true in a Sports Science segment, the timing couldn’t be better.
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I want one that says, “Auburn Ballboy Fast!”