We started The War Eagle Reader with very strict criteria for posting old videos of adorable 4-and-half-year-olds at recitals: They would have to be of local children who later attended Auburn University for at least something close to a year, they would have to have worked at Niffer’s, they would have to have been crowned Miss America, and they would have to be singing a Billy Ray Cyrus song.
So yeah, finding and watching this video labeled “Mallory (Miss New York 2012) when she was 4 1/2 yrs old. xoxo” was like watching a mailman driving up in the rain and handing us a 70-year-old letter from Doc Brown or something. Because unless we’re mistaken or the person who uploaded it is lying, that appears to be former Auburn student / Niffer’s employee and newly crowned Miss America Mallory Hagan singing “Achy-Breaky Heart” in what we have no reason to doubt is her hometown of Opelika or somewhere thereabouts.
Congrats again, Mallory, and War Eagle.
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