We’re calling it a stiff arm for Google’s sake, but when you cock your elbow and throw the other guy to the ground by his neck, it’s not really stiff-arming, it’s standing up in a rage and flipping the table on the the 1-7 start your senior season dealt you with a barbaric yAUp.
Related: Auburn Women’s Basketball star Blanche Alverson is Auburn’s (tallest ever?) Miss Homecoming.
* Best reaction to being named Miss Homecoming ever.
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* So a Playmate walks into Jordan-Hare…
* Bill Nye the Science Guy with Aubie
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If he comes to Auburn, then we can call him “Cam Pain”
If he is a power back, then he gets my vote.