The message of this truly bizarre (and we’re assuming just regional—no, it’s national) Old Navy commercial is simple: Alabama fans wouldn’t try to destroy our traditions if only we brought them pizza.
Professional stunt men can get their duds here.
UPDATE: We’re told there’s an Auburn version on the way. And that it’ll play in Jordan-Hare before the games.
UPDATE THE SECOND: We’re now told that, no, there isn’t an Auburn version coming but that there will be an Old Navy ad playing in Jordan-Hare. What kind of reception it gets after their, as someone called it, Brombergian marketing strategy is anyone’s guess.
h/t @taylornichols
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The Auburn version better make them look like a bunch of Updykes or I’m going to have to find a new cute cheap clothing store. I can hold a grudge.
The problem is that historically, it has always been that Bammers bring us OUR pizzas. To our front doors. I don’t see that changing any time soon.
@More.Sawdust … lolz
Are they selling those tiger-stripped four wheelers at Old Navy too? I’d buy one of those in a heartbeat!
What self-respecting Auburn person would be caught dead in a hell hole like that garage?! Wow, that place was horrid.
Bama fans owning a house? Good one, Old Navy.
I didn’t see any Busch cans or Dickel bottles in that garage….those can’t be real bammers
It’s not regional, been reported in Portland and Colorado…
Auburn v Alabama is hardly a regional phenomenon. Most college football fans know what the Iron Bowl is, especially after the Updyke.
Being told that there are several different versions for the multitude of teams included in their new Fan wear collection, so assuming they might be targeted for individual regions. But maybe not.
I’m a bama fan living in Cincinnati OH and this was a welcome yet weird sight on my tv this evening!
That can’t be right. Why is there no meth lab in that garage? Come to think of it, why wasn’t this shot with a double wide in the background?
I have sent a letter to Old Navy stating that our family will not be purchasing anything from Old Navy until this ad is pulled!!!
Too many teeth, clean shaven men, and women with brushed hair for that to bear any semblance to reality for the “average” member of the updyke-nation.
Those people look so out of place with all that bama stuff. They just look more like Pac-12 or Big Ten (12) fans to me. Maybe it’s the dude’s hair, I don’t know.
No beer guts? It’s not real!
come on now, we all know Alabama fan is an overweight guy in a too small t-shirt making meth in his backyard while his overweight wife cuts the grass
It’s not regional; I saw it last night in Baltimore and was extremely irritated. Old Navy will never get my business again.
Freakin-A, Old Navy. I liked you. Whyyyyy?
perfect fit for old navy, where the quality of clothes is even worse than this stupid commercial. not only that, they misuse the apostrophe, and their designs are hideous anyway.
Just saw it here in Los Angeles and rushed to the web to find out more about it. It’s national allright. Surprised the Auburn fan wasn’t in prison shackles, though.
Dominos gives money to anti-abortion groups . Stick to advertising your cheaply made clothing and not the cheaply made pizza. I will never buy another article of clothing from old navy gap or banana republic again.
When did old navy become partners with dominos? The anti abortion groups dominos funds are shameful. Maybe they should do a commercial where a girl dressed in old navy dies in the street from an illegal abortion. I
I know it’s a touchy subject and I’m not some political crazy. Know what you are funding. I will not purchase anything from either co. Again. Thank you for your time.