Apparently T-Will did convince some “pool-scene appropriate ladies” to “Get Low”.

The lifestyle to which our boys wanted to grow accustomed depends on it.

First in a season-long series of football verse from TWER poet lAUreate Amorak Huey.

USC shirts make people look like they work at McDonalds.

Even in defeat, Larry captures the curls bouncy.

Ryan Seacrest will hire her. I know he will. You know he will. If there’s one thing Auburn students have learned this year, it’s that you if you simply dot com your dreams, there’s a good chance they’ll come true.
It worked for those Taylor Swift dudes, and they weren’t even hot.

Pat Dye’s question regarding the future of Eric Ramsey’s career has been answered.

Imagine the Algonquin Round Table inside Studio 54 (catering by Subway).

What does Coheed & Cambria think about possibly providing the adrenaline for 87,000 football fans?

We’ve seen her. Brick Oven. Thach. Haley. Panera Bread. Walgreens. Jordan-Hare (even when she wasn’t there).We’ve seen her eulogize her favorite bar. We’ve seen her pose in any t-shirt we could find an excuse to ask her to pose in. We’ve seen her study for finals.
And we never wanted to see her leave.