Ryan Seacrest will hire her. I know he will. You know he will. If there’s one thing Auburn students have learned this year, it’s that you if you simply dot com your dreams, there’s a good chance they’ll come true.
It worked for those Taylor Swift dudes, and they weren’t even hot.
Imagine the Algonquin Round Table inside Studio 54 (catering by Subway).
We’ve seen her. Brick Oven. Thach. Haley. Panera Bread. Walgreens. Jordan-Hare (even when she wasn’t there).We’ve seen her eulogize her favorite bar. We’ve seen her pose in any t-shirt we could find an excuse to ask her to pose in. We’ve seen her study for finals.
And we never wanted to see her leave.
We talk about the Auburn Man, but it’s kind of like Woody Thornton is a living, breathing, 24/7 mascot for everything Auburn stands for.
There are lots of reasons why.
Being half tiger is one of them.
“In basketball, I have tried to use these ideas I learned a long time ago from the music business.”
Thankfully our girl seems a little too high maintenance for a sex scandal.
Every now and then I discover some how-could-I-not-know-that story that makes me question my dedication to Auburn lore.
The legend of Alabama Sports Hall of Famer Howard Hill is enough to actually make me want to cry.
The first rule of being pals with Thom Gossom? Talk constantly about being pals with Thom Gossom… and hope he’s cool with it.
Hear Auburn’s second black football player discuss Edward Norton, getting high while feeling low in Baton Rouge, and learning that when it comes to the Auburn Family, blood is thicker than memoir (or something) in TWER’s first podcast. War Eagle.
Revisiting 2008′s marathon breakdown of Thom Gossom’s Walk-On…
She was still in the running after the swimsuit competition, obviously.