Archive for the Category ‘The Win Column with Ben Bartley’

Former Auburn players turned rappers issue open call for ‘pool-scene-appropriate ladies.’

Former Auburn players turned rappers issue open call for ‘pool-scene-appropriate ladies.’

The Brothers Iron + pool full of mostly-naked girls… hide the little people.

Blocked Shots and Awkward Pauses – a cautionary tale

Blocked Shots and Awkward Pauses – a cautionary tale

“Lyle Mavis took the bill out of my hand and fed it into the machine.”

Stand Up and Holler: yinging and yanging in the Loveliest Village

Stand Up and Holler: yinging and yanging in the Loveliest Village

Ben Bartley tries to reconcile the carefully orchestrated waltz of A-Day at Jordan-Hare and the free-form, oak-shaded jazz of Waverly’s Old 280 Boogie only to realize that Auburn girls in sundresses look good no matter where they are.

Auburn looked something like a team against Kentucky. And Cam Newton was there!

Auburn looked something like a team against Kentucky. And Cam Newton was there!

There is still (at least a little) hope for the 2009-2010 Fighting Jeff Lebos.

Chuck Klosterman, Gus Malzahn, and my hope in Auburn progressiveness

Chuck Klosterman, Gus Malzahn, and my hope in Auburn progressiveness

The premise is not earth shattering: football is a game of innovation.

Formulas: AU vs. UGA / Niagara

Formulas: AU vs. UGA / Niagara

Ben responds to Georgia, diagrams maneuvers for Lebo’s clone army.

Auburn Football: Trick or Treat?

Auburn Football: Trick or Treat?

My suggestions for the Auburn football fan still looking for a Halloween costume: Chris Todd — Robot-armed Everyman Glue some robot parts (take apart a vacuum cleaner or something) on your arm and then spray the entire thing with silver (non-lead based) paint. If you’re going as post-Tennessee Todd, make sure to bring along some [...]

Two Weeks Too Weak

Two Weeks Too Weak

If Auburn is a 13 or more point underdog like Mr. Black, Tiger Transit driver, told me they would be, let it ride.

Another tender Tennessee Christmas?

Another tender Tennessee Christmas?

Up on Rocky Top the reindeer paused and Ben didn’t get what he wanted for Christmas.

Auburn-Tennessee: A Bitter Childhood or Tennessee: I Hate You or AU v. UT: A Story of Loss and Hate

Auburn-Tennessee: A Bitter Childhood or Tennessee: I Hate You or AU v. UT: A Story of Loss and Hate

Ben’s guide to Knoxville and the hell of his youth.

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