There is still (at least a little) hope for the 2009-2010 Fighting Jeff Lebos.
My suggestions for the Auburn football fan still looking for a Halloween costume:
Chris Todd — Robot-armed Everyman
Glue some robot parts (take apart a vacuum cleaner or something) on your arm and then spray the entire thing with silver (non-lead based) paint. If you’re going as post-Tennessee Todd, make sure to bring along some WD-40. [...]
If Auburn is a 13 or more point underdog like Mr. Black, Tiger Transit driver, told me they would be, let it ride.