The Brothers Iron + pool full of mostly-naked girls… hide the little people.

“Lyle Mavis took the bill out of my hand and fed it into the machine.”

Ben Bartley tries to reconcile the carefully orchestrated waltz of A-Day at Jordan-Hare and the free-form, oak-shaded jazz of Waverly’s Old 280 Boogie only to realize that Auburn girls in sundresses look good no matter where they are.

There is still (at least a little) hope for the 2009-2010 Fighting Jeff Lebos.

The premise is not earth shattering: football is a game of innovation.

Ben responds to Georgia, diagrams maneuvers for Lebo’s clone army.

My suggestions for the Auburn football fan still looking for a Halloween costume: Chris Todd — Robot-armed Everyman Glue some robot parts (take apart a vacuum cleaner or something) on your arm and then spray the entire thing with silver (non-lead based) paint. If you’re going as post-Tennessee Todd, make sure to bring along some [...]

If Auburn is a 13 or more point underdog like Mr. Black, Tiger Transit driver, told me they would be, let it ride.

Up on Rocky Top the reindeer paused and Ben didn’t get what he wanted for Christmas.

Ben’s guide to Knoxville and the hell of his youth.