Fighter planes overhead, a tank under center. Let’s play!
No better place than Jordan-Hare Stadium today!

Arkansas fumbled! @z_etheridge4 picks it up and sprints for the score. TOUCHDOWN AUBURN! 50-43, review pending. (I turned around right here, just to be sure the Barn wasn’t burning again. It had become bizarre enough to consider.)
TOUCHDOWN AUBURN! I-40 is a trail of misery, Hog fans. 51-43.
Eric Smith, tough as a Northport steak!

Dear referees, It is called gravity. And is legal. Newton (not the quarterback, the other one) wrote a law about it.
Florida is playing LSU not to lose. Which is working into Les Miles’ oddly crafted hands.
Cam Newton is winning the Kentucky Derby. Write it down. #wareagle
Touchdown Auburn! Gus Malzahn is working in the future, driving up Newton’s stats so he can show off a Heisman to recruits. #wareagle

From The Tweet Seats returns… a game late, but short on nothing. Hashtag: War Eagle.

You know about work and you’ll hear about it even more.

When Kenny Smith thinks big time college football, he doesn’t think “Don’t Take the Girl.”

And on the third drive Tebow will rise …

I’m surrounded by bourbon and body odor. It’s the late-arriving Bama fan. Seriously.

Apparently removing one of the fours from Ben Tate’s helmet does not keep it on his head.

Tate got to the end zone, turned around and checked his watch. His watch!