It may not be a Spread Sheets (yet), but Magruder has returned, and brought the fire with him.

First in a season-long series of football verse from TWER poet lAUreate Amorak Huey.

How will you survive the next eight days? Like a freakin’ patriot.

Football teams, like persons, are free; and free creatures are unpredictable.

Spend the offseason wandering the hinterlands in an Auburn snuggie? Here’s what you missed.

Apparently, there was quite a gnashing of teeth from Gator Nation over the weekend because of Emmitt Smith’s 24-minute non-namedrop during his Hall of Fame induction Saturday. Smith eventually and very publicly apologized Sunday night to the University of Florida and its fans during NBC’s broadcast of the Hall of Fame preseason game: But here’s [...]

New columnist Justin Lee defends projecting the Creed onto the most NSFW song ever.

Thor breaks down Madden’s revamped rating system, reviews former Tigers accordingly.

I flashed a Prov. 25:22 kind of smile. I thought they’d appreciate the coal reference.

The Brothers Iron + pool full of mostly-naked girls… hide the little people.