Glenn Tolbert’s squirrel-catchingly fast bluegrass version of the Auburn Fight Song.

Maybe he was just remembering the string of similar faux pas from the recruits he lost to us last month.

“Whenever I come back here to Auburn, it’s home… I’m at peace.”

“Coach Rupp wrote me and told me it was the worst mistake I’d ever make.”

May 12, 2009 – “Tyrik Rollison: let everyone know…I’ma put Auburn on tha map!!!”

Indulge your football fantasies beyond the handicapping morality of the Auburn Creed.

But will it include the #34 jersied god in the machine.

The idea that they’ve sired something magically, musically alt-original sends Brian Venable’s eyes rolling.

Answering interview questions on her cell phone while confidently haggling with a Miami cabby in between A-list pre-parties on the Thursday night before the Super Bowl…
If she thinks it’s all a bit surreal, or at least thinks that her career thus far has been maybe just a little meteoric, 22-year-old Lindsay McCormick isn’t letting on.

Auburn’s role in multiplex PSA’s of the mid-80s.