The Alabama Cattlemen’s Association will see your not-so-subliminal recruitment ad, Auburn ROTC, and raise you an ad that forces you to literally look at a young woman like a piece of meat.
Auburn coeds? Who can say… so many cow college jokes regardless. Wait, are they twins?!
UPDATE: We’re told then ACA’s Vice President Ham Wilson is that Ham Wilson whose name is on Auburn’s, you know, Ham Wilson Livestock Arena.
Related: Miss Auburn 1979 was a real cow.
* Frontman for Auburn band discusses what it’s like to be the only guy not named Cam Newton in a class full of coeds
* Auburn student Caleb Hyles’ insane cover of ‘Let It Go’ from Disney’s ‘Frozen’ goes viral
* Foy Information Desk swamped with calls for days as phone number goes viral
* Alabama Shakes Brittany Howard: ‘I’m an Auburn fan.’
* The sexy Auburn grad student in ‘House’
* Wall Street Journal says Auburn football worth millions more than Alabama football
* Auburn professor 4th hottest in the country
* Auburn students vandalize Jacks restaurant ’cause it looked too Bama