Florida State defensive coordinator Jeremy Pruitt doesn’t know what asparagus is

Florida State defensive coordinator Jeremy Pruitt used to coach at Alabama. He also used to coach at Hoover High School, where he appeared on the 2006-2007 MTV reality show Two-A-Days.

Jeremy Pruitt ain’t never heard of asparagus.

One sure fire way for Auburn to keep the FSU defense on its heels? Put the “Gus” in “Asparagus.”


What we’re trying to say is just please put asparagus on the play cards. Dial up some asparagus.


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