Lemonade? Please. Looking at this menu (found recently on eBay) we can’t help but think that, if you ordered just a plain ol’ lemonade in Auburn 110 years ago, the dandies behind the counter at Lazarus & Toomer’s would probably call you a rube behind your back.
The Pan-American Ade and Huckleberry Dew connoisseurs would probably say it to your face.
I mean, if you’re going to order a lemonade, at least make it an Apollanaris or a Vichy. Sheesh.
Related: Momma Goldberg’s menu, 1979 #tongue
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Let’s hop on our bicycles with one comically large wheel, ride down to Toomer’s, and have Lazarus pour us a glass of phosphates