The Blessed Individual spent his 24th birthday at work and play in San Diego, training and Segwayin’ with quarterback guru George Whitfield Jr, who thankfully has a Vine account. And you know, the young lady at the end of this video (you’ll want to un-X the sound) has to be blind. How else could one ignore the radiant sun that is Cam Newton on a Segway in the full 24th birthday prime of his life, spiraling forward to bestow upon you a blessing via low-five?
Of course it’s possible she just couldn’t see the man for the shirt, which is even more audacious than the one he wore on the plane there.
Related: The cake Cam got for his 22nd birthday.
* Lead singer of Journey in an Auburn shirt
* Aubie as The Terminator
* Auburn’s banned 1979 student recruitment poster
* Only undefeated Triple Crown winner owned by Auburn grads
* Elvis says “War Eagle”
* Alabama in Auburn gear
* Diagram of a 1983 Auburn student
* That OTHER time they burned the Glom