Our old, dear, dear friend, the Krystal Marquee is back, and with some sage rolling advice for A-Day.
Overhanded? Granny-style? The question of which throwing technique maximizes toilet paper distribution in the oaks is as old as the over / under debate in the bathroom. But people, it’s not really going to matter if you’re too weak from hunger to even get it in the air.
Photo: @AlbertCesare
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