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The Krystal Marquee says don’t roll the Toomer’s Oaks hungry!

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It’s been too long.

Our old, dear, dear friend, the Krystal Marquee is back, and with some sage rolling advice for A-Day.

Overhanded? Granny-style? The question of which throwing technique maximizes toilet paper distribution in the oaks is as old as the over / under debate in the bathroom. But people, it’s not really going to matter if you’re too weak from hunger to even get it in the air.

Photo: @AlbertCesare

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It’s been too long, old friend.

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