Splash, ABC’s celebrity diving show starring Auburn grad Katherine Webb, debuts tonight. But unless the producers bounce the back story of “the modern day Cindy Crawford” off of her divided loyalties a la Vanity Fair (and her bio doesn’t really suggest they’re planning to) by dyeing half the pool orange the other half crimson and asking her to choose sides with a cannonball or something, or otherwise ask her to talk Auburn, you won’t be able to read a thing about it on TWER. No weekly Former-Auburn-Cheerleader-In-A-Survivor-Bikini.jpeg recaps. Nothing. (Unless, you know, Auburn comes up. Because that’s what we do, underwear modeling notwithstanding.)
Here’s a photo (think it’s from the 2012 Glom) someone sent us of Webb at an Auburn basketball game from a year or so ago that we’ve held off posting for weeks to show you how serious we are.
Related: Katherine Webb and Aubie.