Yes, unbelievably (but not really), Auburn has a new beAUty queen to buff our nails with — but not just any beauty queen: THE beauty queen.
23-year-old Opelika native turned Miss New York Mallory Hagan was crowned Miss America tonight. Her platform? Stopping child sexual abuse. Her talent? Tap dancing. Her bikini? Black. Her college? Auburn. (Here she is an Auburn hat.)
We’re currently not sure whether Mallory graduated or not. She’s listed in Auburn’s alumni directory, which would imply yes. But there’s no accompanying graduation year, which would imply ______. Looks like it might have actually just been one year… one awesome, heck of a year. Surely she earned an honorary degree tonight, either way.
(And hey, she worked at Niffers.)
Photos via Huffington Post.
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