Down with the Ship!

Long after the game ended Saturday night at Jordan-Hare Stadium the questions remained floating in the crisply cool air.  After the last empty popcorn box was thrown away and the lights turned out, people were still wondering: What the heck had just happened?  The Texas A&M Aggie offense went through Auburn’s defense like a chainsaw through cream cheese.  And it was just as messy as it sounds.

Up to this point of the season the Auburn offense has been the unit most responsible for the team’s failure to win games.  This weekend the defense took center stage as Johnny Manziel and company rolled up and down the field for 464 yards.  Wait for it: In the first half.  While we knew this Auburn defense does poorly against spread offenses and we expected A&M to get a lot of yards and points, we did expect some resistance on Auburn’s part at some point.

The one portion of the Tigers’ defense that can most positively impact a game is the pair of defensive ends.  Unfortunately, Texas A&M’s offensive tackles are both future high NFL draft picks and they completely took the Auburn defenders they faced out of the game.  Without Lemonier or any other defensive end getting pressure on the QB, Manziel had all the time in the world to throw.  And when he didn’t throw he handed it off to much success, or simply ran it himself.  It scarcely mattered which option he chose; in every case Auburn’s tackling was poor.   The effort on defense was the worst Auburn has put forth in a game in Jordan-Hare in forty years.  Let’s repeat that: the effort on defense was horrendous.

Sure, the tackling has been weak this year—though surely better in many cases than last year—but we at least had been able to hang our hat on the notion that the defense was improving; that if we could somehow get the offense to come around, even just a tad, things would be much better.  Then came Saturday and the Aggies and…  BangBangbangbangbangbang.

The crisis has morphed from a lack of offense to a total collapse, just like that.

 

Silver Linings?

For the second game in a row, the Auburn offense did not turn the ball over.  An Auburn player did fumble once, but we recovered.   This represented a big improvement over the first half of the season, when turnovers were a featured part of Scot Loeffler’s “Ways the Tigers Shoot Themselves in the Foot” Offense.   Despite this improvement, Auburn still ranks near the bottom of college football teams in turnovers per play.  (A stat that equals out the number of players and looks at how often you turn it over compared to plays run.  Thanks to CoachingSearch.com.)  (Van notes: I guess that makes sense, but it sounds so weird—I mean, how many times per play can a team turn the ball over?)

The play of former third-string QB Jonathan Wallace was a plus.  Despite the fact that he was playing against the Aggies’ second and third string defense, Wallace looked decisive, a trait that has been sorely lacking from the Auburn quarterback position this season.  Wallace made good reads on the fake handoffs to McCalebb, as most defenses are now trained to run outside anytime McCalebb gets close to the ball.   Wallace threw the ball better than most people expected.  He clearly brought some energy to the offense and he deserves to start.  We expect to see Wallace play well and spark the offense this Saturday.   But again – it’s New Mexico State.  So let’s not draw any grand conclusions.

With the promotion of Wallace and the opportunity to play a beatable team (finally!) in NMSU on Saturday, we would love to see this group on offense at least some of the time: Wallace at QB, Prosch at fullback, Mason at tailback, Blake at WR, Uzomah at tight end, and Ricardo Louis at the other end.  Do we expect that Auburn will run those players out there all together at the same time?

Have you been paying attention this season?

No, we do not expect to see them all on the field at once.  And it’s killing us.

 

This Podcast Thing.

Your intrepid Wishbone columnists have recently branched out from purely print journalism (JOURNALISM?!)* to actually yakking at you via your computer or smartphone-type device.  Yes, the Wishbone Podcast now comes at you once a week, featuring Van and John discussing the most recent and upcoming games, the overall situation with the Tigers, what’s going on elsewhere in the SEC and around the country, and more.  If you were looking for a semi-competent but definitely fun weekly show about Auburn football—and let’s face it, “semi-competent but fun” is probably the best you can ask from us right now, what with the Tigers program in nuclear meltdown mode—then just come on over to the War Eagle Reader’s Wishbone Podcast page, or search on iTunes for “AU Wishbone,” or go direct to http://auwishbone.podbean.com. All of those should get you taken care of.

We’d love to answer your questions or respond to your comments on the air, so send them to us via Twitter—we’re @AUWishbone on there—or you can leave questions and comments for us in the Comments section of our War Eagle Reader pages.

When we started our online column here, Auburn was on its way to 14-0 and a national title.  Two years later, we’ve started a podcast, in the midst of a 1-7 season.  Sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you.  And the Aggie eats you.  And the Commodore.  And so on.

 

New Mexico State Game Analysis

The very fact that we have to do a section here called “New Mexico State Game Analysis” should say it all.

Yes, for the second Saturday in a row, Auburn faces an “Aggies” team on the gridiron.  But—don’t panic!  At least, we don’t think we should all panic.  Not this time.  Not against this team.  Why?

Because here is something that may surprise you:  Based on Jeff Sagarin’s ranking of college football teams, Auburn should be a 21 point favorite over New Mexico State.  Shocking, isn’t it, that this 2012 Auburn team should be favored over any college football team?  But New Mexico State is that bad.

Thank goodness, right?   But, seriously—just how bad are they?

New Mexico State’s only win is over a team that Sagarin ranks 241 out of 246 (that total includes all the teams in Division I-A and I-AA.  And yes, we know they don’t call it that now, but we don’t care because the new names are just dumb.)  Against a schedule much weaker than Auburn’s, New Mexico State has gone 1-7 and lost by an average score of 33-21.  They aren’t good at anything.  We have finally found a team that Auburn can have some success against: Auburn’s Mini-Me.

This brand of Aggie cannot get pressure on the quarterback or make plays in the backfield – that should give Wallace some comfort in the pocket and room to operate.  For the first time all season, Auburn’s players should be able to just go out and make plays and have some success.  And that will help this team tremendously.

And, honestly, at this point—a win is a win, baby.

 

Wishbone Power Rankings:

The Elite:
Alabama.  (Coming off the MSU very minor speed bump and heading to Red Stick.  No, we don’t expect anything good to happen down there.)

The Very Good:
LSU  (A week off to watch the national championship game 8,000 more times.  We expect Les Miles and company to come out feisty and with chips on their shoulders, at least.)

Georgia (Winners of the world’s largest outdoor ugly football game.)

Florida  (So that’s why they haven’t thrown the ball much this year…)

South Carolina  (Hello again, Outback Bowl, my old friend!)

The Good:
Texas A&M  (Thanks for visiting, we hope we were hospitable enough.)

Miss State  (After getting crushed last week in the “We Totally Saw that Coming Bowl” they now have to get up off the mat and face Texas A&M.)

Ole Miss  (UGA’s toughest game the rest of the way is against this team.  Just think about that for a minute.)

The Not Good:
Tennessee (Dooley has to be wondering who the short, blond-haired guy who’s taken to parking in his spot is…)

Vanderbilt (We’d rather not think about these guys the rest of the year, thanks.)

Missouri  (They now have more wins over SEC teams than Auburn has this year.  Of course, so do Louisiana-Monroe and Western Kentucky.)

The Wretched:
Arkansas
Auburn
Kentucky (We’d call for “relegation to Conference USA” except it would likely extend to Auburn as well.)

 

*Shout out to the guys at 790 the Zone, who entertained Van for years with their silly “Journalism?!” exclamations from time to time.

Related: The Tragedy of Offensive Coordinator Scot I.

Van Allen Plexico managed to attend Auburn (and score student football tickets) for some portion of every year between 1986 and 1996. He realizes that’s probably not something one should brag about, but hey. He teaches college near St Louis (because ten years as a student was somehow just not enough time to spend at school) and writes and edits for a variety of publishers. Find links to his various projects at www.plexico.net.

John Ringer graduated from Auburn in 1991 (which may be the greatest time ever to be an Auburn student – SEC titles in 1987, 88 and 89 and the 1989 Iron Bowl). His family has had season tickets every year since well before he was born and he grew up wandering around Jordan-Hare on game days. He currently lives in Richmond, Virginia where he spends way too much time reading about college football on the internet and teaching his children to love Auburn football.

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