That was more or less the title of the feature. The Glom followed young Christy Burley from Haley Center to Haley Center to illustrate the apparently extreme gullibility of the Auburn freshman and the Soviet cruelty—with a stache like that he was probably pointing toward Moscow—of the 1980 Auburn upperclassman.
At least he didn’t try to grope her.






Related: Haley Center confuses students for the first time.
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I still have my infamous orange notebook (just like the one Christy’s carrying) when I toured campus 28 years ago this month…