When first we heard about it, we thought finally—the nectar of the god, Cammy Cam Juice, the Heisman of Hydration, a reality! Alas, no, it’s just regular, gallon-of-sugarless Gatorade in Carolina Panthers packaging.
But surely just having a representation of the Blessed Individual on the bottle makes the electrolytes want to try harder. It definitely makes you want to buy it quicker. Probably even drink it quicker, Wolfson-style.
Via @Panthers.
Related: Tim Jackson spills recipe for Cammy Cam Juice.
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A plastic wrapper on a plastic bottle will never preserve as well as the painted-on glass bottles of yesteryear.