We just assume that most children of Bama fans are used to being the most mature person in the room, like the youngster dragged into an incident featured on the latest, appropriately titled episode (“Stay Classy, Alabama”) of TLC’s “On The Fly,” a reality show highlighting the trials and tribulations of Southwest Airlines employees.
A Bama fan en route to Birmingham for last year’s Iron Bowl “had to be saved by a five-year-old” when he wouldn’t remove a “Go To Hell Auburn” sticker from his shirt before boarding.
Yes, you are the best, little girl, and thank goodness you asked Santa for some censorship stickers (and that he apparently came through for you a whole month early or something?).
Eagle Eye Award to Albert Butler. Video services again provided by Jeff Poor.
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* Zac Efron in an Auburn shirt
* Twisted Metal developer is an Auburn fan
* “My wife was the Auburn Tiger.”
* Dr. Dre’s Auburn hat
* Muhammad Al on the Haley Center concourse
* Playboy in Auburn, 1989
* Who’s the kid with the Auburn shirt in “Return of Swamp Thing”?
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We all know he doesn’t have an attorney. If he could afford an attorney, he wouldn’t be carrying what is likely a $99 Fender acoustic bro-guitar in a backpack gig bag. #douche
Andy Smith says
I can already hear the updykes “well he probably didn’t actually go to alabama”
MJ Scott says
Typical updyke fan.
I like that he had to call a lawyer to figure out whether Southwest Airlines is subject to the First Amendment.
To which I would reply, “…and how does that make him different from 90% of your fan base?”
To which I would reply, “… I agree, 90% of Auburn fans did not go to Alabama.”
I’m an Auburn fan too, smart one. I’m just remarking on the fact that 90% of Alabama fans have never attended Alabama…
He was quite a gentleman. His badge was probably one of many being worn that day. Give the guy a break…He did the right thing.
Typical. If he had any brains at all, he would have added a comma after hell, too. But, he probably made an F in English.