Bo Hunting

I kind of thought my interview with Bo Jackson was going to go something like this. It didn’t, of course. It really, really didn’t. But I’m still glad that someone got to dine on doe meat with him and have him whisper sweet nothings in their ear. And if I let the sexy Muzak melt my memories away, it’s almost like he’s talking to me.

“This big doe seems to sense that something not quite right… but she just can’t figure out what’s wrong.” Stupid deer! It’s BO FREAKING JACKSON! He’s hiding up in a tree and he’s wants to eat you! RUN!!!!

Related: Bo Knows VHS.

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Jeremy Henderson is the editor of The War Eagle Reader and co-host of Rich and Jeremy in the Mornings on Wings 94.3 FM in Auburn. Follow him on Twitter: @wareaglereader / @jerthoughts / @RichandJeremy

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