We’re not sure when mascots began being measured by their ability to cram as many pop-culture references inside a two minute skit, but as long as they are, Aubie should win the UCA national championship every year. Breaking out an Aubie-striped fat suit to parody Chris Farley’s 1990 SNL Chippendale skit? Good God, man—there’s hope for the young generation yet.
We’re also pleased to know that Aubie’s refusal to let Lee decapitate him for a Gameday prediction is apparently common enough mascot competition circuit knowledge for a Bad Corso, No Donut bit.
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That was kinda weird.
That cat knows what he’s doin’
I’m sure Wolfie Jr.’s skit was him sitting on stage texting for himself the whole time