Mr. Coach Gene Chizik tell The Toro The Toro “not academically eligible” for play against The State of Utah. Ha! The Toro tell Mr. Coach Gene Chizik The Toro not attend class since time at Auburn. The Toro mucho ocupado creating new Spanish translation of In Search of Lost Time by The Marcel Proust and raising turtles who fight the other turtles. The Toro have not time for class! Sometimes Mr. Coach Gene Chizik cerebrado tan mudo y pequeño. The turtles, Mr. Coach Gene Chizik, they fight!
The Toro watch Barton Fink last night. The Toro like these The Coen Brothers. The Toro also see world essentially absurd and full of miscommunication and stupidity. The Toro like scene where The Fat Man with The Hat tells the smaller Jewish Man with The Hair about life of mind. “Do you see the life of the mind!?!?!” The Toro understand and believe it explain certain deep truths about process of creation and effect of creation upon creator. The Toro also sometimes “runs with the bull” to No Country for Old Men. The Toro respect Big Man with Funny Hair Who Kill and No Smile. The Toro believes you’re picking up what The Toro he is putting down.

Tiny self-important white man wearing polo one size too big, does he think The Toro not see his hombre tetas?, ask The Toro, “Eltoro (The Toro tell tiny white man he wish to be called The Toro, yet he refuse), are you upset that, this being your senior season, you are not starting?”
The Toro pause. The Toro would like to grab tetas of hombre and twist. But The Towel Taylor tell The Toro he not able to do this after The Beat Hack complain about missing nipple forcibly removed by The Toro after The Beat Hack ask Stupid Leading Question that The Toro No Wish to Answer.
The Toro look into the middle distance. The Toro see The Barrett Trotter answer question. The Toro smile. “Do you think The Toro concern with when The Toro play?”
Some will say The Toro cop shtick of Tray Blackmon. (The Toro always say live and let live, mostly just before attempting kill.) But The Toro would like it to be know that The Toro, while he respect The Ball of Hate Who is Little, he, The Toro, is muy different person with more mature and more deeper thought process. That was two years past and The Toro will soon be College Success.
The Toro writes under the pseudonyms Jorge Louis Borges, Roberto Bolaño, Fidel Castro, and Patricia Cornwell.
Sometimes The Toro look into the night sky and he, The Toro, he see airplanes. And sometimes The Toro wishes these airplanes were shooting stars. The Toro tell The Darren Bates this at practice. The Darren Bates start laughing. The Toro confused. Why The Darren Bates laugh? The Toro opens soul and delivers deepest darkest gem of The Toro and The Darren Bates laugh. Between gasping, much like cat with ball of hair in throat, The Darren Bates explain to The Toro that a man name Bob have song with same lyrics and that he, The Darren Bates, thought The Toro was making joke. The Darren Bates to miss three weeks because post-traumatic stress disorder.
The Toro go to see The Jerry Seinfeld of television’s The Seinfeld in Columbus concert. Friend make home movie:
The Toro become enrage when The Jerry Seinfeld make joke about airplane and the food that is bad. If The Toro wanted humor of observation The Toro would hide in ship and return to Siberia and prison camp of Czar Putin. Muy ocasión para la observación! The Toro come to think The Jerry Seinfeld have muy funny show in Siberia. He call Racist with Tall Hair. They be wacky and have disturbance of the emotions.
The Toro not need Old Friend of Oprah to tell The Toro why the cage bird she sing.
The Mr. Coach Roof once tell The Toro “play by instinct.” The Toro find The Mr. Coach Roof muy hilarante. He think The Toro think on field? Oh mi amigo del coche! The Mr. Coach Roof is such hombre valiente. He need think less. The Toro have brain poked at year doce. No más de pensamiento! The Toro consider António Caetano de Abreu Freire Egas Moniz hero. You so silly Mr. Coach Ted Roof.
The Toro would like to offer one thousand bleeding heart of The Wicked Updyke to Huitzilopochtli, god of war and sun, for providing help of Señor Mark of The Auburner. Señor Mark is muy good man and friend of TWER. You should follow Señor Mark on The Twitter and say things good about wit and jovial nature. He good guy and he know how to mix the pictures and make new picture, much like devil!
How to say War Eagle!
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That was stupid. Extremely disappointed to see this sort of crap at TWER. Freeman’s issue had nothing to do with class attendance. Can you not read?
April 2012: The NFL not choose The Toro good to play kid’s game for living. The Toro think, ‘maybe The Toro should have taken time at Auburn more seriously.”
Explique por favor otra vez al hombre minúsculo?
The Toro doesn’t read…he writes…you read.
Seriously, funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. I hope you’re kidding Roman. This also reminded me of the Tray Blackmon thing….or as I like to call it “The Funniest Thing Ever Written”.
Lol