The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are once again calling on Auburn to ground all pregame eagle flights, specifically PETA staff writer Jennifer O’Connor who in a letter to the editor published in today’s Opelika-Auburn News hints that she’s simply doing the will of the Auburn people. “We received many calls and emails [...]

Greater devotion hath no fan than this, that he wear a wristband for his team.

We could probably put that beak to good use.

This showed up in the Plainsman the following week…

Lights. Cameron. Action Figure.

The October from Hell. Red October. The Meat Grinder. The Gauntlet. Gene Chizik and the Month of Doom. Whatever cheesily ominous ESPN-style brand you give it likely applies to the slate facing Auburn in the weeks ahead. After an inauspicious 3-1 start to the 2011 campaign (which could easily have been 1-3) the most brutal [...]

Dating it to the celebration of arguably the most godliest God Thing in the history of Auburn God Things would be kind of awesome, as far as football tradition creation myths go.
It just wouldn’t be true.

Girl Talk’s set was also apparently rolled with toilet paper, or something.

We’re coming for your sucker moves, Spurrier.

The Good Guys: October is coming. It’s coming fast. But first, Auburn has a home contest with Florida Atlantic that will hopefully help get the Tigers back on track. Auburn has taken the week to look itself in the mirror, and focus on improving its own game. That’s usually not the approach you’d like to [...]