Be True to Your Cow College: Bear Bryant’s forgotten year at Auburn

We need your help tracking down the pride of Rectum.

Members of the Auburn University Class of 1979 reunion committee have asked us to help them update their records for their 35th anniversary blowout.

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Paul B. Bryant, an HPR major from Rectum, Alabama (pictured above in the 1979 Glomerata, page 409 — yes, for real), please leave a comment below.

Here is a close up:

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10 Responses for “Be True to Your Cow College: Bear Bryant’s forgotten year at Auburn”

  1. J.M. says:

    Ahhh … so that’s why so many people said the man had “rectitude.” *Wince*

  2. More.Sawdust says:

    And Olivia Newton-John is there, as well…

  3. Big A says:

    Is this the same guy from the Six Flags commercials?

  4. Laura says:

    that is hilarious! I never knew this, going to get my Glom out right now!

  5. [...] We’re not sure whatever happened to this Bear Bryant of Rectum, AL, but the folks over at the War Eagle Reader are on the [...]

  6. GoneCoastal says:

    Don’t forget Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice, SEX majors (inset, p. 408) — Grad school was rockin’ in ’77!

  7. GoneCoastal says:

    Oops — Maybe it was rockin’ in ’77, but that was ’79!

  8. Barry Mask '83 says:

    I remeber that well……my friends down at the Glom and Plainsman were always doing funny pranks like that. War eagle !

  9. [...] it was the altitude, or the free Delta liquor, or maybe he really was enrolled in Auburn in the late [...]

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