Despite the lyrics, Chuck McDowell can’t “still smell the bacon and waffles” nor was he “barely six years old” the first time he ate there.
He printed up the shirts. He wrote and recorded the local radio hit “The Kettle’s Gone.” But the man responsible for almost of all of the commemorative kitsch produced in the weeks following the January 1978 explosion that completely destroyed the Kopper Kettle restaurant in downtown Auburn never actually ate there.
“I’ll be honest— no, I didn’t,” laughs McDowell, who graduated from Auburn in 1980. “I never lied about that, I just never volunteered it.”
He didn’t even wake up when it happened.
“I was at the old KA house, right across from the president’s house, and I slept through it. But the other guys woke me up. Everyone was saying ‘man, did you just hear that?'”
More than 70 businesses were damaged in the blast, which was caused by a natural gas leak and eventually determined to have packed the punch of 100 lbs of explosives. A block of East Magnolia Ave looked like a war zone. It was a big deal and received national media attention.
So did McDowell’s song.
“NBC came down from Montgomery and interviewed me and it ran on national news,” he said. “They talked to me because of the shirt and the song. I guess they though it was a lark or something.”
Probably because it kind of was.
“I had a fraternity brother who was the station manager at WEGl, and we came up with the idea for the shirt first,” McDowell said. “It was all kind of mocking the way people were trying to capitalize on Elvis’ death. Then I came up with the song and he said ‘do you want to come up to the studio to record it?'”
After recording the song, McDowell borrowed money from his dad to press a batch of 45s and sold them on consignment at J&M Bookstore.
“The Kettle’s Gone” was the most-requested song in January, according to area DJs. The take-off on the country hit “The King is Gone” has Chuck doing his best impression of Ronnie McDowell’s best impression of Elvis, but with lyrics like “as a teenager after a movie, well, me and my date would stop in there for a Coke or hot dog… those are still some of the fondest memories I’ve ever known.”
Except, of course, they aren’t.
“I’d seen the Kopper Kettle,” McDowell said. “But Krystal was my late night hangout.”
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