The Undisputed Heavy Weight Defensive Tackle of the World!

That explains that:

Please leave suggestions for the name of his 80s WWF persona. I say Fly Trap Fairley.

21 Responses for “The Undisputed Heavy Weight Defensive Tackle of the World!”

  1. Big Sexy says:

    Big Freak Fairley!!

  2. Chris Miller says:

    Maybe something that plays off the fact that he’s from Mobile:

    The Port City Madman

  3. TigerMom says:

    Fairley Fairplay

  4. Art says:

    Nick ‘The Brick’ Fairley!

  5. tigertracker says:

    I got this one-

    The Incredible Bulk
    When he gets mad he gets hungry. Hungry for quarterbacks!

  6. Drew M says:

    Nick “The Mauler” Fairly!!!

    - Bonecrusher!!

    - The QB Crusher!!

    – The D-Line Destroyer!!

    – The Rampage Man!!

  7. AuburnAlum05 says:

    My nickname for him all season has been Cookie Monster. A big blue monster in the middle with an insatiable appetite.

  8. elcarg says:

    Announcing from the Dallas County Farm Center, this is Charlie Platt. We’re here with the Southeastern Heavyweight Champion, Nick Fairley, who just successfully defended his title against the Mongolian Stomper.

  9. Walt says:

    Gotta say I like “Cookie Monster” and “The Incredible Bulk.” With the exception of the fact that I’ve been using the Hulk jokes for what becomming God2illa when he gets angry.

  10. Theboogins says:

    Tide Roller.

  11. Drew M says:

    How bout “Freight-Train” Fairly

    That sounds pretty sweet

  12. AUjamstan says:

    I like Nick “Freight Train” Fairley. Next stop is the ATL and then on to GLENDALE! The freight train moves around heavy cargo and always delivers.

    Am I right?

    WDE!

  13. uabtodd says:

    Like I tweeted, “The Iron (Bowl) Sheik”

  14. Patrick says:

    The QB Assassin

  15. tigertracker says:

    Walt, I know you’ve been saying that, but Cam doesn’t seem to get mad. He just smiles bigger. Fairley on the other hand…

  16. tiger baby says:

    The Suplex! Nick Fairley

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