That explains that:
Please leave suggestions for the name of his 80s WWF persona. I say Fly Trap Fairley.
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Big Freak Fairley!!
Maybe something that plays off the fact that he’s from Mobile:
The Port City Madman
Fairley Fairplay
Nick ‘The Brick’ Fairley!
The Punisher.
I got this one-
The Incredible Bulk
When he gets mad he gets hungry. Hungry for quarterbacks!
Nick “The Mauler” Fairly!!!
– Bonecrusher!!
– The QB Crusher!!
– The D-Line Destroyer!!
– The Rampage Man!!
My nickname for him all season has been Cookie Monster. A big blue monster in the middle with an insatiable appetite.
Announcing from the Dallas County Farm Center, this is Charlie Platt. We’re here with the Southeastern Heavyweight Champion, Nick Fairley, who just successfully defended his title against the Mongolian Stomper.
Gotta say I like “Cookie Monster” and “The Incredible Bulk.” With the exception of the fact that I’ve been using the Hulk jokes for what becomming God2illa when he gets angry.
Tide Roller.
How bout “Freight-Train” Fairly
That sounds pretty sweet
I like Nick “Freight Train” Fairley. Next stop is the ATL and then on to GLENDALE! The freight train moves around heavy cargo and always delivers.
Am I right?
WDE!
Like I tweeted, “The Iron (Bowl) Sheik”
The QB Assassin
Walt, I know you’ve been saying that, but Cam doesn’t seem to get mad. He just smiles bigger. Fairley on the other hand…
The Suplex! Nick Fairley