R33Se has some competition; it’s a rap.
And the lyrics are downright poignant:
I was built for this, let me do my job
Wanna rob me of my Heisman nod.
Been a long time comin’, had to work hard.
Wanna get mad? Get mad at God.
He made me, so why you hate me?
Though I’m still partial to the incredible Cam-for-Heisman creativity of Mark “Quarterback draw, y’aaaalllll” Stewart. [See “The Ballad of Cam Newton (50 Ways to Win the Heisman)” and “Heisman Man“], well done, Larry Lank Lank.