Thor Burk, he of the fantastic Still Saturday in Our Hearts, fills in for our humble absentee blogger.
Week 6: Kentucky. Kentucky got down to Ole Miss early and never really caught up. They closed the gap to 21-17 with a field goal before the half, but Ole Miss took over in the second half and led 42-20 in the 4th quarter. Give the ‘Cats credit for clawing their way back, but a missed chance on an onside kick gave Ole Miss the ball and the ability to run out the clock for a 42-35 win. Kentucky gained 424 yards, but turned the ball over 3 times. They held Ole Miss to 300 yards of offense, but giving up 42 points to this Mississippi team has me drooling over next Saturday night in Lexington. My only concern is that it’s a road game.
Worry Level: Down to a comfortable level
Week 7: Arkansas. The Hogs took the week off, and we can only hope they were wallowing in self-pity or preparing for Texas A&M this weekend instead of looking forward to the Auburn game.
Worry Level: Stagnant
Week 8: LSU. We all know what happened in this game, but those who watched it live had a different experience. I thought Tennessee had won for about ten minutes. I was on the phone screaming at my buddy Jake “It’s happening again, IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN,” recalling Les Miles’ clock management in last year’s Ole Miss game. It looked like LSU had 16 players on the field in the huddle, and Tennessee is running people on and off, LSU snaps the ball when QB isn’t ready and it’s a fumble, clock runs out, Tennessee wins. I rewound it, watched it again, rewound it, paused it for others to see and we were all laughing at LSU… Then they reviewed the play, called the Vols for an illegal substitution and gave LSU another chance, they score the TD and win the game 16-14. Stunned. The good news is LSU looked like total garbage against a very bad Tennessee team. The Bengals scored a TD on the first play from scrimmage and the last, they outgained the Vols almost 2 to 1, but their inept offense is constantly tripping over its own feet. There is a fine line between “undefeated” and “total collapse.” That line is named Les Miles. I wish we were playing them this week.
Worry Level: Down, down, down
Week 9: Ole Miss. Colonel Reb isn’t crying anymore. Mississippi has won two games in a row and looks to have gotten its act together. Kentucky outgained Ole Miss by 125 yards, but the Rebels didn’t make many mistakes and won more comfortably than the 42-35 score indicates. Jeremiah Masoli continued to look like a below average QB, throwing for only 90 yards and rushing for 43, but the Rebel offense was effective enough to score 42 points. The good luck for the Rebs is likely to run out this week as they play Alabama in Tuscaloosa.
Worry Level: Up another tick
Week 10: Chattanooga. The Mocs took the week off and get ready to play The Citadel this weekend in a conference matchup. Chattanooga is 1-1 in conference while the Citadel sits at 0-2.
Worry Level: Flatlined
Week 11: Georgia. A.J. Green was back! And the Dawgs still lost to Colorado, 29-27. Auburn fans, it isn’t nice to laugh at another team’s misfortune. Though I would probably laugh at Bama or LSU if they were in UGA’s position, there is something very sad about what’s happening to the Bulldogs. I pity them, more than anything. The Buffaloes jumped on Georgia early with a 14-3 lead and then I batted an eye and it was 17-14 UGA. The Dawgs had the ball in easy field goal range in the waning moments of the game with enough downs to run the clock out and kick the game winner. Instead, Caleb King fumbles the ball, and Colorado pulls off a miracle. And it’s a very bad Colorado team; they’ve beaten Colorado State and Hawaii, so they could compete in the WAC or the MWC, but they also lost 52-7 to California. The Dawgs are in a dark place. They lost a promising freshman for the year in T.J. Stripling, and A.J. Green injured his hamstring after missing the first four games of the season. Mark Richt is a nice guy, but I have thought several times watching Georgia this year that that entire coaching staff needed to be fired.
Worry Level: Worst UGA team in at least a decade.
Week 12: Alabama. The score was more of a condemnation of Florida than an anointing for Alabama. This wasn’t like the Arkansas game where Bama had to come from behind and show their resolve to win the game. This was ineptitude by an extremely fragile Florida team on the brink of collapse. On Florida’s first drive they took the ball down the field with a ton of confidence and were poised to score a TD to go up 7-3 in Tuscaloosa. On 2nd and goal from the two, they caught Bama’s defense in the perfect alignment, but a bad snap and the QB draw by Burton only got a yard instead of the easy TD. On 4th down they run the jump pass and Bama knows exactly whats coming and interception and game over. You might as well have turned the TV off after that. Florida was done. They lost all confidence and went into full meltdown mode. Alabama only had 273 yards of offense in this game, but that’s all they needed to win the game 31-6. Ingram had 47 yards and McElroy had 103 passing. Not that scary when looking at the box score, but very scary that’s all they had to do to win the game. McElroy may not be very accurate throwing the ball more than 5 yards down the field, but since that’s whats been hurting our defense all year I am becoming more and more scared of Captain screen pass.
Worry Level: Up a bit from last week
THE CONQUERED (AND THE CONQUERORS)
Arkansas St. hosted Louisville in Jonesboro and lost a tight one to the Cardinals 34-24. Louisville made a long field goal with 3 minutes left to take a 10 point lead. Arkansas State tried hard. Trying hard doesn’t always win football games.
Mississippi State hosted Alcorn State and got the backups plenty of work as the won easily 49-16.
Clemson was a trendy upset pick with Miami coming to visit. Auburn may have hurt Kyle Parker more than anyone thought; word is that if Clemson hadn’t been off last week he couldn’t have played. As it was, he wore a special back brace during the game… that obviously didn’t help him since he threw three INTs and only had 149 yards passing. The RBs we grew too familiar with two weeks ago both had nice days with Ellington going over 100 yards and scoring all 3 of Clemson’s touchdowns, but the Hurricanes were too much for Clemson — 30-21.
South Carolina had the week off to hopefully install a Bama-beating playbook. The Gamecocks host the Tide this week in a throwback battle that could be the game of the week. (Yep — Gameday is heading to Columbia).
THE OVERALL PICTURE
It’s looking like a trip to Atlanta is possible, but we have to beat Alabama. The chances of us going 11-0 are slim, and the chances of Bama losing two games are none. But it’s a sunny day in Auburn and things are looking better every week.
Oh I don’t know. Bama hasn’t played a running QB yet. I think that some option action might prove successful for Ole Miss. If they can sucker up those young secondary players, bombs downfield open up big. Gee I wonder who runs an offense that’s sort of like that.
I knew that Florida would not be ready for bama. South Carolina could have the class to hang with them, but it’s going to come down to Garcia making plays against bamas secondary
…Captain Screen Pass…
While this post wasn’t quite Jerry-esque, it still left me with a smile on my face. Nice job!
Bama can be beat, they just keep getting better, and better. Scary as that sounds, I won’t give up on this staff against Saban’s staff ever!
Yeah actually Garcia is fully capable of executing some scrambling, too. Lattimore’s going to need a big day though if they are going to not get blown out of the stadium.
Like most QBs, if Garcia doesn’t do stupid things his team can win.
Fortunately two weeks ago and unfortunately this week, Garcia likes to do stupid things.
USC v BAMA- Tide probably rolls, BUT sc could pull this off. They are at home for one. Second, Alshon Jeffrey could abuse bama if garcia has some time. If they get jeffrey going then it opens up for lattimore. Probably not going to happen, but it’d be nice. Lattimores big day in the georgia game is diminishing in value every time UGA takes the field. And making me drool over what Dyer and Co might do to them.
AU v UK- sure it’s at commonwealth, but this AU team remembers what happened last year. The UK offense is putting up some #s, BUTTTT their D is horrible. I found a stat today that said their opponents have scored TOUCHDOWNS on the last 12 consecutive redzone trips. Another said that they are allowing opponents a 100% conversion rate in the redzone.
My confidence is up. We are going to punish them in every conceivable way. Hopefully we can rest some guys again in the second half, but that is probably asking too much.
forgot the link…good read
I really thought The Hat’s luck at finally run out, but, just like I predicted towards the end of the 4th, there was some ridiculous event that allowed LSU to steal a win from Tennessee.
Yes, we will be able to score on UK.
Thank you Captain Obvious.
The problem is going to be containing those offensive weapons they have. They are also coming off 2 tough losses, and may try to turn it around at home. They had over 400 yds offense at Ole Miss (yes I know they lost to Jack State and gave up 38 to Freson St.) and lost because of turnovers. They put up over 350 total on UF (which may be discounted after this weekend).
I just see this as being a potential shootout. I may be wrong, and I hope I am
Am I crazy, but I thought Caleb King was turning to pitch the ball back for a flea flicker. Horrible fumble.
Tennessee is pretty stupid too.
Florida help bama to only 243 yards of offense? Wow! Let’s hope Bates and Stephens work the rest of practice on stop those picks and screens.
Should we hold a party Saturday night? I only like doing that when I know AU is going to win, since I could easily throw people out if we turn the ball over or let Cobb/Locke turn nickels and dimes into Benjamins.
@ bodagetta, no need for name calling. It’s one thing to say we will score some points. IMO it is quite another when you discover your SEC opponent has given up 12 straight redzone TDs. As far as their O goes, yes they have some weapons, but according to the blogs I’ve read from their fans (take with a grain of salt) they aren’t getting the ball in Cobb’s hands enough (12 touches/game last year versus less than 8 this year), they have turnover issues, and penalty issues. It would be obvious to say that whichever team wins the turnover and penalty battle will likely win the game. That dynamic changes when their D collapses in the redzone and our D allows opponents 7 pts or less in the second half of each game.